Legend of Korra: *le buffering*
Me: *le waits* *twiddles le thumbs*
Me: Hmm I should probably do something else while it loads.
Me: Would you like a refreshing beverage, good sir.
Me: Oh yes, how about a cup of tea?
Me: But of course. Anything else.
Me: Yes, also some chocolate to dip in my tea.
Me: Ah yes, dipping chocolate; Excellent choice.