TONKS FOR THE MEMORIES

"Let us step out into the night and pursue that flighty temptress, adventure."

So I went to the dentist today and apparently the reason for the searing pain in the gum surrounding one of my wisdom teeth that I’ve had for a week is because there was food. Yes folks, food… in my mouth.

It’s things like this that make me certain that we will lose in the impending man vs machine war. 


theronweasleygeneration:

+ Commonly banned books throughout History

The books that the world calls immoral are the books that show the world its own shame.
-Oscar Wilde

(via le-nerd-girl)

Sometimes I forget that not everyone is from the internet and is heavily into slash shipping.

One of those times was tonight at work when someone brought up Sherlock and I mentioned how I love the subtext and then said:

“You can’t spell subtext without buttsex.”

Why am I allowed out of the house?


bludgertothehead:

This ship will carry my body safe to shore » Remus and Nymphadora

Tonks deserves somebody young and whole. But she wants you. And after all, Remus, young and whole men do not necessarily remain so.

(via teamlupin)


What, and you couldn’t be bothered to get up?

(via madamekovarians)

saltt:

do you ever look at yourself and just go what the actual hell are you doing

(via nepheliad)


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Photo with a vintage effect of a polaroid. I am the ultimate hipster.
(Pattsy is here too. We’re playing Buffy drinking games.)

Photo with a vintage effect of a polaroid. I am the ultimate hipster.
(Pattsy is here too. We’re playing Buffy drinking games.)